Drake Derringer thinks he knows how to handle his preschooler twin girls until he has to figure out how to tell the family that he's been relocated... to Mars. But they ain't even gettin' into Low Earth Orbit if his beloved girls can't bring their beloved pink plastic ponies along. * A silly tale of science fiction... with toddlers.

Professionally published writer Alistair Ainscott writes tales of science gone haywire, men gone mad, oddballs gone even odder, twin toddlers run amok, cats doing the things that cats are given to do, and other nefarious goings-on of the mysterious and the unknown.
His fiction has appeared in the professional-paying Penumbra magazine of speculative fiction from Musa Publishing, and he has also studied short fiction with Kristine Kathryn Rusch and Dean Wesley Smith.

If you liked this book, you might also like these other titles by Alistair Ainscott:
* The Flies Dropped Dead : A Short Novel
* Five Crimes against Literature: A Five Story Collection
* Five Strange Obsessions: A Five Story Collection
* Tailor Maidens
* Trinity of the Sands
* The Thriller Writer's Workshop