The newest blockbuster from soon to be unheralded author, Gene Clements. "Tilly and Elmer's 50th Class Reunion" is the vast and complex tale of a bitter fifty year rivalry that suddenly erupts in an explosion of shocking facial expressions; of unfulfilled dreams lost, and weight gained. A thrilling story of foreplay under the moonlight and carnal lust imagined under cool white fluorescent lighting.
You'll thrill to the clumsy drawings and inept writing of what critics have called the author's best work since "What I Liked Best About our Field Trip to the Chuckles Candy Factory" from fourth grade. So find a comfy chair, fix yourself a tall gin and tonic, and settle in for three minutes of the best reading you've experienced since you pitched out the junk mail a few minutes ago.