A collection of stories about buying a house in central France. Freddy is self made Yorkshire man who after a long career wheeling and dealing decides that he wants to buy a house in France.. The only problem is that he doesn't speak French, he's only once been out of Yorkshire and he's not reet keen on these ere foreigners. Follow his adventures and learn about the life in central France in a series of humourous tales about the author's experiences and of course, Freddy.Learn about shopping Morvan style, a village wedding, and the tale of frentic dash across France.