I've decided to have a baby.

But, I'm as single as they come.

So I jokingly make a list of possible baby daddies.​

The problem?​

My best friend White finds the list … and his name's on top.​

My panty-melting-hot, best buddy, never-going-to-settle-down best friend.​

He's telling me he won't let anyone else near me.​

He's out to prove he's the only man for the job.​

I should say no.

But i'm not going to...