A bottle of tequila

10 lime wedges

1 sexy blonde

Add in a crazy Vegas weekend

Lick and Swallow.

What do you get? 

A recipe for disaster.  

Last night I got married.

I think. 

I was drunk off my ass, so it's not exactly crystal clear.

But I woke up with a ring on my finger, a marriage certificate, and a sneaking suspicion I had a wild wedding night.

Oh, and a bride who is long gone.

Apparently, what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay here. Sometimes it takes off running.

Now I’m chasing after my runaway bride with divorce on my mind.

What could go wrong?

 Besides everything.