Background

On April 1, 2002 Mohammed Kareem Jihad, a fourteen-year-old April Fool Palestinian revolutionary, was ascending a rocky ledge along rugged cliffs that bordered the western banks of the Dead Sea. Exhausted from his climbing enterprise, young Jihad stopped to rest his weary body. The vernal radical lit a Camel cigarette and surveyed the landscape below. Much to his frustration everything seemed calm and serene.
When Mohammed Kareem Jihad leaned backwards his gaunt frame slipped through a narrow crevice between two limestone crags. The disoriented youth rose to his knees, inspected his shadowy surroundings and soon realized that he had fallen into a cave (containing a remarkable ancient artifact). In the center of the small hollow was an urn, a well' preserved remnant from Hebrew antiquity.
For a full decade after 2002, I had believed that only The Wholly Book of Genesis and The Wholly Book of Exodus existed in the computer e-mail file, since a long blank void had appeared thereafter. But last month out of sheer boredom I ran the file to its end and remarkably discovered the fifth book of the Old Testament Pentateuch, The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me. Apparently, book three The Wholly Book of Numbers and book four The Wholly Book of Leviticus had somehow been accidentally erased in the e-mailed computer file.
Now that the essential background of The Wholly Book of Genesis and The Wholly Book of Exodus along with the tampered-with computer file is fully known, only the astute readers can be the best judges of the merits of Mohammed Kareem Jihad's discovery and of Uncle Phil Collins' exceptional Biblical claims.
I have placed in italics the language that ancient scholars had shrewdly edited-out of the Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me, and I have plainly and clearly left the standard and generally accepted script in Times New Roman type.

Jay Dubya