This is a story, in rhyme, about two pirates, Biff and Buster,

who argue about the spoils of plunder. 'Though treasure aplenty

was stored in a chest, they fought over who should have the

best.' They couldn't agree on the colour of the sea; whether it

was blue, or whether it was green. They argued about every-

thing, and wrecked their ship in the ensuing fight, over who

was wrong and who was right. Marooned on a lonely island,

Biff and Buster finally understood the value of friendship, and

the foolishness that led to their demise.