Only a crazy person would go up against the high security of the Chak'hala to steal the legendary Eye of the Moon. Or only the cursed sister-in-law of a crazy person, which is exactly how Molly feels after hearing the hairbrained scheme from her idiot brother-in-law, Mickey. But the promise of a nice payday overrides Molly's usual caution.

Until the caper turns into anything but simple and the Eye turns out to be more than she bargained for.