Dust coated Vivian's lips. Two hours of driving into town with her ex-boyfriend Ash was bad enough. Having him dump her way far away from the loading dock with her fossil was worse.

But she'd made it back to town, gotten her fossil to safety and now she could go relax at home.

If it weren't for the unicorns playing in her shower.

Vivian wasn't sure how her life had gotten so surreal but hey, at least the unicorns had finally let her bring her fossil in.

Only question left was whether or not she'd get to keep her life.

And whether they'd eat all her pizza, too.