Finally! A book that truly tells us why guys do what guys do. Why they won't dance or ask for directions. What their fascination is with sports and lesbians. What the three little words are that strike terror into their hearts—and, no, it's not what you think, girls!

Written with utmost candor and a breezy sense of humor, the male author gives it to us straight, gals. It's the answer to just about everything guys do that makes you scratch your head in bewilderment. A real peek into the male psyche. This is probably the closest you'll ever come to being able to read a man's mind.