Franny Gunderson, nicknamed Piggy because she always wants more of everything, is old enough to know better, but her new boy toy worries her friends in The Quartet. When things start to smell fishy, a pink-shirted cowboy and a Russian sharpshooter complicate all attempts to stave off their dear Piggy's financial ruin and lead the Dames Quixote on a quest to survive while those around them are dropping like pork rinds.