Rule One: Never go to sleep in your makeup.
Rule Two: Never talk too much about yourself to a man.
Rule Three: Never kiss on the first date.
Rule Four: When you do kiss, don't kiss and tell.
Rule Five: Let the man pay for the date.
Rule Six: Don't tell him your feelings or you'll scare him away.
Rule Seven: Don't be the first to call.
Rule Eight: Don't argue, you have to let him think he's right.
Rule Nine: Remember to stroke his ego. Make him feel like the most important person in the world.
Rule Ten: Back straight, chin up, dress well.
It's been a crappy week. A crappy year, really. And curvy bartender Roxanne Barnes is one bad day away from losing her sh*t. So f*ck the rules. Because she doesn't need anyone to save her and she doesn't need complications.
When Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome walks into her life, Roxanne is ready to toss the rules right out the window. But is she ready for the risk that comes from going rogue? Will breaking the rules result in a broken heart?