Buy this book if: You've ever had a failed Tinder or Bumble date; wondered which emojis make you look douchey; ripped your hair out over another last-minute "something came up" text; and seriously wish someone would make sense of it for you. If you said 'yes' to any of those, this is the book you've been waiting for.

Author David Berry (seen in Cosmopolitan, the Miami Herald, Bustle.com, etc.) tackles the 10 phases of modern dating with gusto, and will have you laughing and grabbing for your tissues with his in-your-face style and boundless sincerity.