A young transgender magician travels the world on a quest for a mystical talking sword. A witch wonders why her would-be lovers can't date her the old-fashioned way. A cross-dressing man meets a suit-clad soul whose gender defies definition. A non-binary zombie wishes ze were the hero in science-fiction stories. A genderqueer manservant tries to save her mentally-ill lover with a deck of tarot cards. A boy looks at himself in the mirror and ponders the fear of telling his family that his name isn't Susan.

Crooked Words is an eclectic collection of short fiction in pursuit of the many different shades of what it means to live queer.