First of all, please consider this essay like a pamphlet about humor and satire, especially political satire. Vampyrolix and his flying reporter, Flyrolix, two "ghost vampires" in the real world, for this time in Great Britain, (still having in mind all the stories the British tabloids have written about the “vampire’s invasion” from Dracula’s Land), trying to fulfill our supreme order: LASH THEM TILL LAUGHS...And what could be the best moment to do that, than the day of “BACK TO THE FUTURE” famous movie and the visit of the Chinese president (or emperor) JINPING XI in United Kingdom, culminating with the dinner in a pub, drinking a beer with the English Premier…Never challenge a vampire from Dracula’s Land and especially, don’t mock them!...