A few light-hearted pieces I have written and decided to compile together here. This includes poems, riddles, quotes, short stories and a silly story-like-thing called "The Egg".If anyone reads this, then I would much appreciate a review (be it good or bad) as any feedback I consider most helpful.Enjoy! Or don't enjoy!Download it. Print it out. Then turn it into toilet paper.Totally your choice!P.S_ Are you bored. Then do what I do. Take off all your clothes and paint your face and arse bright blue. Then run outside and shout abuse at passers-by... Passes the time if nothing else!