Here is a light hearted global travel guide for all of those who want to travel to far-away and sometimes weird & crazy countries for your own and private reasons, while doing things your way and retaining a speck of self- determination and style. Claude, a "certified" expat, who has lived in many places from Marbella, Spain via Japan and Central America, shows you in a precise but humorous way on how to hit the reset button and make yourself comfortable in different situations and hemispheres. This practical guide gives you tons of information combined with brave tales, sometimes disturbing and sometimes hilarious. Over 40 chapters of inside information from a huge range of topics makes this book the number one resource for any would-be expat and global adventurer.