In this humorous science fiction satire, posthumans Zee and Dox visit the amusement planet of Earthworld, hoping to get in touch with their human roots. While Zee merely wants a human-themed wedding, Dox has a darker purpose for his visit.

Join them and their Marktwain, an Artificial guide, as they explore the history of the human race as pieced together from the remains of Earth's debris field.

This is a 8200 word short story by the author of The Undermountain Saga.