Albert Swanherder, the best warlock in Frogstown. Or maybe he’s a witch? Hard to tell when you smell like stale tea and can’t see anything. Now if the stupid cat stopped pawing at him, Albert could figure out why his skin feels like clay.

With the lights out and the sound of pouring rain, he needs all the help he can get. Including from a cat who doesn’t follow instructions.

If you enjoy off-the-beaten path urban fantasy, be sure to read The Best Wizard This Side of Frogstown.