How low will humanity sink when it hangs on one diver who's had enough? Under a hailstorm of nuclear warheads, frogman Darren dives to escape his decadent submariner crewmates, to feed them rotting whales, and to gaze at the big blue sky. But that sky went pure black. And the scant whale meat has enough radioactive toxins to cook itself.

Darren and crew, adrift indefinitely in a nuclear submarine, have one hope. Three not-so-luscious ladies on board will mate with everyone, in the most orderly fashion imaginable, to replenish the human species with newborns. The last one came out screaming with three mouths.

As the most vital man on Earth, or under it, Darren learns of mankind's most horrifying secrets he can never swim away from. “Keeping Things Fair” will leave you thinking for days about order and breakdown in the deepest vaults of all.