This is a short story set in the Divine Intermission universe and serves as a link between books 3 and 4.

Professional demonic mischief-maker Nathaniel Babystomper wants nothing more than to be human. He's tired of the demon's life - there's simply too much unfettered chaos and squishy violence.

Luckily for him, the fluctuating Cosmic Swing of Things has provided an opportunity to obtain what he's always dreamt of having: humanity.

Nathaniel has decided to tell his best friends from Hell about this monumental decision.With their support, the transition to humanity might be less intimidating. There's just one problem.

His friends think it's a terrible idea.

What exactly is humanity? Is hell such a bad place? And why exactly don't demons like fresh fruit?

This is the story of a demon who discovered what it meant to be human, and the friends who tried to drag him back to hell.