**This is the JUST GOOD CLEAN FUN version of ESCAPADE by Kasey Michaels**
Country born and bred Miss Caledonia Johnston has come to London during the Silly Season, not to dance and flirt, and please her Mama by making an advantageous match. In fact, her parents don't even know she's there, which is probably a good thing, as she's fibbed her way to Mayfair to Wreak Revenge on a certain Mr. Noel Kinsey (and sees nothing wrong with that because, well, she's Callie, and she somehow believes she's rather invincible, with Right on her side.
Enter one Simon Roxbury, Viscount Brockton, surprising himself when he comes to Callie's aid…which infuriates her, but she'll find a way around him to complete her "mission." He seems nice enough, and his mother is a dear thing, so she agrees to be good…especially considering she'd almost shot the man.
Come along as amused friends interfere, simple plans twist themselves into hilarious knots, and True Love (currently hiding in the bushes, hoping to remain safe away from these two mis-matched schemers), takes a few chances of its own.