"This book gave me the baddest grammar. At least I is the bestestest person in the book!" (Grandgino, owner of Grandgino's Pizzaria). Thirteen-year-old Bruce Finnegan hasn't seen his father in thirteen years. That's basically his entire life. He has been living with his mother for the entirety of his life. But what he doesn't know is who his father actually is. Is he a monster that will destroy the earth? Is he someone who will save us all? One day, Bruce's father was killed by an evil man who planned on killing Bruce's dad and his loved ones. And because of his father's death, Bruce takes his father's place. But he doesn't understand that the job he's holding is dangerous enough to get him killed.