GOOD AT BEING BAD: Contains frank language, hot sex on the beach, and illegal but sexy use of handcuffs. Author cannot be held accountable for aroused state of mind or ruined manicures upon completion of this steamy book.

IGNITING THE BAD BOY:First rule of putting out a fire—take a firm grip on a fireman—er, the hose. Second rule depends on what kind of fire we're talking about.

BAD GIRL THERAPY: Certain elements of this physical therapy can result in sweating, panting and unusually high heart rates. The therapeutic value of massage "therapy", in particular, is increased levels of endorphins that act as a pain reliever. For excessive swelling, lie down and take 2x daily (or as many as you can get!).