I wrote this short skit because I am convinced paranormal abilities exist. Why? Because I experimented and experienced these abilities over 40 years ago. I did not realize until 3 years ago there are organizations that offer money to anyone that can demonstrate these abilities exist. I was surprised to find out no one has ever claimed any of the prizes.The most notable of these is the James Randi foundation ,that used to offer a 1 million dollar prize. I was again amazed that no one had even passed their preliminary test, although they exempted some people directly into to the final examination for publicity purposes etc.Although at this point, I am doubtful I could pass their rigid examination— I am convinced paranormal abilities , sometimes known as PSI, exist. I discuss this at length in my upcoming book "Extraordinary Performances In Sport and Life— The Numbers That Influence them".In my book I discuss why these abilities have not been proven. I also look at what I call the snobbery of scientists. In particular quantum physicists. I dubbed this phrase "The PAP" for Pompous Ass Physicists. Physicists "understand" about 4 per cent of the "observable" universe. Yet, physicists basically reject the notion that paranormal abilities exist.Physicists believe that Dark Matter and Dark energy comprise 96 percent of the universe. They believe this ,even though they cannot detect it!Perhaps the clue for PSI lies in ..... Yep you guessed it !!!