Fae are alive, well, and living in the Cheshire countryside, UK. The narrator tells us (in diary form) about his childhood, his loves (and lusts) and his family. Harlequin is a bisexual fairy in his early twenties, part of a group living on Alderley Edge. His boyfriend, Yarrow, is leader of the local unicorn troop. This is the first volume in what will be at least a trilogy about the complex lives of the extended family.