When you've become sick and tired of counting your birthdays, here's some light-hearted relief in a collection of hundreds of quotes about getting older and staying younger.

"People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately."

—Russell Baker

"The advantage of bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time."

—Friedrich Wilhelm Neitzsche

"I'm 65, and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics; but if there were 15 months in every year, I'd only be 48."

—James Thurber