"我的自理能力超差，总有一天我会把自己搞死的——洗脸被淹死，洗澡被烫死，不洗澡被脏死。"她的幽默，就像用羽毛挠人家鼻子，刚一到高潮就立刻抽去羽毛，让人准备齐全好了的喷嚏，半路收回去。本书为享誉中外的"神童作家"蒋方舟对自己"重新梳理"后的另一种声音。（"I have poor self-care ability and one day I may die because of myself – I may be drowned when washing my face, I may be scalded to death when taking a shower or I may be dirty to death by never washing myself." Her humor is just like the feeling of scratching people's nose by feather, with the feather drawing back in the middle at the time of going to sneeze with all preparation. This book is regarded as another voice of Jiang Fangzhou, the world-famous "wonder child writer", after "re-managing" himself. )