Esme Oliver vows to Smoke, Drink, and Fuck her way to happiness. Newly dumped, staring headlong into the barrel of 40, and veering towards a nervous breakdown, Esme heads to Italy for two weeks of carnal excess aimed at distracting from a life that is crumbling all around her. It is there that she meets the much younger Fernando, an Italian stallion who appears to be just the diversion Esme's looking for. Only problem is they fall in love. Or so Esme thinks.