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足球闹天宫(Enjoy Football in Heavenly Palace)

by 曾颖


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话说公元21世纪的某日,高天上圣大慈仁者玉皇大天尊玄穹高上帝(哇靠,这么长)简称玉皇大帝驾座金阙云宫灵宵宝殿,聚集众家仙卿叙话。玉皇曰:“凡间几十年来,清静异常,仅五十年前东瀛有两声爆响,稍稍有些声色。此后,昌黎和睦,风调雨顺,凡间百姓安居乐业,此乃朕皇恩之功。现凡间仅有些夷邦小国你杀我我杀你,偶尔弄几架波音飞机撞撞世贸大厦,正所谓几个虱子拱不翻被盖,于安定和顺的空气无大碍。且自从一千多年前出了个刺头弼马瘟之外,天庭也算安静。偷下凡的七仙女和织女,也写了深刻的检讨和保证书,老老实实到后宫研究时装去了,再没有胡思乱想着下凡嫁人了。 ( One day in the 21st century AD, Great Benevolent Emperor in Heaven and Big Buddha in Xuanqiong Universe (so long name) whose short name is the Jade Emperor seats in Cloud Palace of the Golden Arches talking with many gods. The Jade Emperor said, “human’s world have been abnormally quiet for decades and only fifty years ago I heard explosive sound from Japan where there is a few voice and countenance. From that time, the world is in harmony and wind and rain come on time, mundane people live and work in peace and contentment, which are dependent on me. There are wars between some rude small counties with several boeing aircrafts attacking WTO Building. It is so-called that one finger can't lift a small stone and that can not hamper stable and peaceful world. The middle of the forehead has been quite since more than one thousand years ago the Protector of the Horses appeared. The Seventh Fairy and Weave Maid who escape from middle of the forehead without permission have written the profound self-criticism and guarantee and after that, they have researched fashionable dress in earnest without wrong ideas to marry with human. )

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