Sign up to save your library
With an OverDrive account, you can save your favorite libraries for at-a-glance information about availability. Find out more about OverDrive accounts.
Share
Find this title in Libby, the library reading app by OverDrive.
Search for a digital library with this title
Title found at these libraries:
| Library Name | Distance |
|---|---|
| Loading... |
The third book in Terry Denton's crazy Storymaze series is as hilarious as its predecessors. This time our Ithacan heroes use Ancient Greek mythology to help Ulysses win the heart of the Queen of Friesia.
347 Things You Don't Want to Know About THE WOODEN COW:
347. It is a book.
346. It is part novel, part COMIC STRIP.
345. Parts of it are funny.
344. It has PAGE NUMBERS.
343. It is made of recycled WOOD.
342. It is about people who hide inside a wooden cow, which is whole lot less messy than hiding inside a real cow.
341. It is for smart people like you who know that the whole world is made of WOOD.
340. Even the trees.
339. And the ocean ... it is made of very wet wood.
338. It is for people who like burgers made out of genuine HAGGIS.
337. Which is made from genuine sheep intestines and other weird stuff.
336. Which is made of WOOD.
335. And so are you.
334. Go away.
Share
