Finally, a book for white people! Do you fear being called racist more than anything, yet have no interest in self-examination or improvement of any kind? This helpful book of daily affirmations will soothe away your guilt over crossing the street when you saw... (whispers) a black guy. People of color smile to the reader with reassuring lines such as, “You can touch my hair... you can touch my hair all day,” and “If I’m ‘one of the good ones,’ then you’re clearly the best of the best.” You don’t have to be an ally as long as you feel like one.