Life is unpredictable.

In this strangely endearing, wonderfully whimsical, and exquisitely hilarious collection of stories, life offers a free trip for two to Ethiopia and an imported cat, a pool of vegan gravy and an Internet Elvis wedding officiant, a confetti machine and a potentially life-changing hot tub. Everything Life Has to Offer is like nothing you've encountered and it's just what you've been looking for. Prepare to be amazed.

"Everything Life Has to Offer is a heart-melting read and a hell of a good time."—Jessica Westhead

"Kasman's collection offers a sharp, sometimes eccentric, often hilarious vision of modern life."—Anna Leventhal