On September 10, 1945, witnesses claim a Spaceship with Five Aliens aboard crashedon a Mule and Donkey ranch 50 miles outside New York City — an incident they sayhas been covered up by the military. On June 14, 1946 — almost exactly Nine Monthsafter that day — Donald Trump was born. That clears up a lot of things.Whenever I go swimming in the Ocean, I always wear a T-Shirt that reads..."DonaldTrump would make a Great President"...because I figure Even a Shark wouldn'tSwallow that.In the U.S.A. all Men are born Free and Equal...except for Donald Trump, who wasborn a little more free and equal...The saddest moment for a child is not when HE learns that Santa Claus isn't real. It'swhen HE learns that Donald Trump is.Blue-collar workers like Basketball. White-collar workers like Tennis. Heads ofcompanies such as Donald Trump like Golf. Which means, the more successful youbecome...The smaller your balls get.