Meet Madison Murphy, a curvaceous Wisconsin girl with a love for cheese, football and hibernating during the frigid winters. A beer swilling Packer fan, she gives in to the nagging of her friends, and toes on a blind date with an unattractive bald man. After too much to drink, she awakens with a bite on her neck and starts coughing up hairballs. Throw in a nosy neighbor and a sexy stranger and you've got the making of a wonderful foray into Wisconsin's paranormal subculture—complete with were lions, tigers and bears and maybe a Chihuahua or two.