Joe Slice has a slight problem. He's a professional golfer but he doesn't really like golf any more. He prefers drinking, gambling and women. He's missed the cut again and looking for another distraction from the harsh reality of his fading career. Billy, his world weary caddie, knows only too well that his friend and colleague is heading for trouble, big trouble.

A rosy cheeked Irishman called JC McColl has a little secret. He's keeping it from his lovely wife Rosa and from the prying eyes of the authorities. Unfortunately for JC there's someone else who knows all about it and they want the gilt edged profit for themselves. JC is holding one of his famous parties at his fabulous renovated castle on the coast. Joe and Billy are invited and that's where the fun begins.