A heavy drinker tells his nagging wife why he danced too close with a sexy blonde, fell asleep at a dinner party, reversed his car into a fire hydrant, hid bottles of brandy under their bed and played golf in the lounge. He complains about being fired from his job and being accused of failing to perform in bed.He boasts about how he and his friends drank gin they had filed a watermelon with on the beach. He wasn't forgetful, he insists. He never forgot to buy booze when he shopped at the supermarket.