How to break up with someone else's fiance by Chelsea Porter, aka The Break-Up Girl 1. Tell him it's not him, it's her.2. Try to ignore how gorgeous Callum McKinnel is. You are breaking up with him, after all.3. Fall just a little bit when he rescues your dog.4. Try to resist when he asks you to join his family for Thanksgiving dinner in Jewell Rock.5. Succumb anyway.6. Succumb to a lot more than that.7. Remind yourself that you are The Break-Up Girl. You don't do commitment.8. Wonder what would happen if The Break-Up Girl stopped following her own advice...