A hero with an incredible talent...for breaking things.

A life-or-death mission...to rescue a bag of sand.

A fearsome threat from the powerful secret network that rules the world...the Evil Librarians.

Alcatraz Smedry doesn't seem destined for anything but disaster. On his thirteenth birthday, he receives a bag of sand, and his life takes a bizarre turn. This is no ordinary bag of sand...so it's too bad that Alcatraz doesn't keep a cloer eye on it. It is quickly stolen by the Evil Librarians who secretly rule the world by spreading misinformation and suppressing truth. The bag of sand will give the Evil Librarians the edge they need to achieve world domination. Alcatraz must stop them...by infiltrating the local library, armed with nothing but eyeglasses and a talent for klutziness.