From the author of SHUTTER-BUGGERED, four hot new short stories. "Don't!" ...what woman hasn't cried out in fear! A sly move. The not-so-playful squeeze. The underhanded grope to her crotch... But what if you have no choice but to endure? Have to suffer the humiliation to save your marriage, your career, your child? You scheme, fight back, and use your body as your only weapon! A Snowball's Chance. A winter storm and desperate measures are required. Sue had been alone since her husband had run off with his Bubble-Headed girlfriend, leaving her with debt and a delusional daughter. But after the "snow cowboy" rescues her from the drifts and drives her home, she's more than hospitable! Doing Tricks and Driving Around Naked. It starts as a mindless diversion from a long day seated by the dental chair: The accidental brush of breast on arm, crisp nipple-play on skin, a friendly by inappropriate squeeze. All innocent fun, and Holly's male patients don't complain. Though Rich Cunningham sees what the others missed: An opportunity to make her perform. Plus, There Are No Rules, When The Lights Go Out... Why in god's name, had she ever let herself be talked into hosting the bachelor party. Fortune Cookies. Linda-Lee's dark brown aureoles were featured on the cover of the magazine with the caption, "Eat More Fortune Cookies," And the guys at work are going berserk.