Less than a week ago, an enormous UFO emerged off the coast of California and paraded across the entire American continent. It came to rest in Washington, D.C., and its leader landed on the White House lawn. The UFO wasn't full of aliens. It was full of humans from the fabled city of Atlantis, and their leader revealed a monumental revelation: humans aren't as dumb as we were led to believe. They are the most intelligent beings in the galaxy. Some people accepted this, while others didn't. An Atlantean rival also arrived, the Osirians. Their leader used this minor quarrel to physically divide the American people: half of them transforming Mars into another Earth, and the other half picking a fight with very dangerous aliens. Both were a trick.