In this short story, George is walking on the beach with his four year old granddaughter when he pranks a gathering of Middle Eastern people by adding himself to the back of their group photo. When this group sets off a bomb in Philadelphia, and some of the terrorists are killed, the photo on a dead man's phone soon falls into the hands of the media and the FBI, who identify him as the mastermind! George is hunted by the FBI in addition to the remaining terrorists, and they all converge on his cabin in the mountains!