Follow the wild adventure of Tessa Fitzwilliams on her first day of work for the famous Evol, Incorporated as head of its Risk Management department. While she is given the tour, she finds out that Evol knows no bounds when it comes to making a buck. From selling old drugs to cultivating the world's latest true religion, Evol is willing to dip its tentacles into anything that makes money.

Later on, she meets the unstable head of Evol, known only to everyone as "the General." In the ensuing clash between the General and Big Gummint, Tessa finds herself deep in something more critical to humanity than getting through her first day on the job. As fate would have it, Tessa must go on a daring expedition, the object of which is only known to her guide, the enigmatic, possibly deranged, and definitely clothing-impaired Durgalon.

Does Tessa succeed in her mysterious quest? Is the General really a general, or is he just a typical boss? Is Evol, Inc. the worst company ever?