Gulp! In this political satire, Col. Alvin Dorfburger (U.S. Army, Retired) joins his Danish friend Olle on the latter's dairy farm on bucolic Hospitality Island off the Chesapeake Bay. Busy writing his epic galactic movie screenplay— in Spanglish— Alvin gets his first taste of redneck romance from the enticing Carrie Ann Braddock. Until the day the U.S. Government, in a backlash to anti-Muslim rhetoric, plunks 280 Syrian refugees on the island. Surprise! They ain't all Syrians. When the newbies declare a caliphate, Arabic-speaking Alvin finds himself caught in the middle of the Islamic State of America! As-salamu-alaykum.