This is a shorter story linked to the Pitkirtly Mystery series. Because it isn't novel length and is something of a meta-story, I haven't given it a series number, but if it did have one it might be either 9.5 or 10.5. It's best to have read at least 'A Reformed Character' and preferably also 'A Tasteful Crime' before reading this.A coach party arrives unexpectedly in Pitkirtly, and causes consternation among some of the residents. Charlie would like to have had the chance to sell them drinks, Jemima wishes she had scrubbed her doorstep and Christopher resents the intrusion of visitors into forbidden areas of the Cultural Centre. By pooling their resources, they try to find out what's behind this invasion.