Let me cover my ass first so I don't get raped in jail or anywhere else for that matter.

I do not wish to hurt anyone's religious sentiment or show disrespect to Government of India.

If you are an overtly sensitive person or a self-appointed spoke person of divine almighty then it's my humble request not to read this book.

Just buy it.

Bury it in your backyard. And let aliens discover it whenever they decide to visit.

But if you decide to read and it invokes a tsunami of sentimental hurt then by any stretch of imagination I shall not be held responsible.

Read at your own risk.

If any content of this book upsets you so much that you would rather spend money on law suit against me than feeding hungry homeless children.

Then my friend, I have three words for you.

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

-Kapil J Rajyaguru