Gary Raymond is a short, short and incredible actor from Scotland. His life is going nowhere until he meets Phil Platt, a pale, short man with a passion for booze.Gary takes an instant disliking to Phil and the brutal and malicious ways he learnt during his years in the hood.However, when a chav tries to mug Gary, Phil springs to the rescue. Gary begins to notices that Phil is actually rather delightful at heart.But, the pressures of Phil's job as a actor leave him blind to Gary's affections and Gary takes up hiking to try an distract himself.Finally, when malicious police officer, Roger Jones, threatens to come between them, Phil has to act fast. But will they ever find the magical love that they deserve?