In our around-the-world travels we visited bathrooms ranging from the sublime to the ridiculous and, becoming fascinated with the variety, I began a photo collection. I combined the photos with descriptive rhymes and hope they convey the fun this particular set of experiences had for me. This facet of travel is often overlooked and underrated, so in appreciation of the varied and wonderful bathroom experiences one can have in busy cities or very remote areas, I have written this tribute. While it's meant to be both informative and funny, I hope it also adds an enriching dimension for future travels. It would be a fun addition to a collection of travel books or a great bon voyage gift for travelers setting off on their own world explorations!