Okay, so Mommy didn't get pregnant the old-fashioned way. After all, she's a modern woman—and, unfortunately, has no time for a social life. And even though a sperm bank might seem a cold, artificial way to have a baby, Mommy's heart is warm and loving. Then Sullivan Travis entered our lives.

He wants custody of me—and I think he likes Mommy, too. Boy, it's all so confusing. Could Sullivan also be my daddy? I guess I'll find out around Christmastime, because that's when I'm due to arrive....