I used to make a living finding lost things and missing people. Now, thanks to a run-in with a soul-sucking rock looking for someone to call home, the seven kingdoms are about to turn into a war zone, and yours truly is the epicenter. The world-ending stone known as the Saghred has been stolen. Talk about irony. I've been trying for ages to rid myself of that thing. Now that it's gone, I have to do everything in my power to get it back. Less than a dozen of us will be sneaking into the goblin capital to steal it—and destroy it. A handful of us against the might of the goblin king, the goblin army, and probably some absurdly huge demons who owe them all favors. Oh yeah, and one soul-starved rock. And how can I forget an all-powerful, fledgling goblin demigod? Survival will take a miracle.